sea breeze.
mary / infp / 1995 / f

"someday i'm gonna
be older than you.
i've never thought
beyond that time.
"

vld blog: @akeithinshiningarmor
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    How can anyone hate Junji Ito 

  • Flashbacks from The War. 

  • cannibalcoalition

    I’m reblogging this because I just saw someone use the word ‘globalist’ in the comments, so it looks like I’m pissing off the right people. 

  • chocolatesprinklesroyale

    It isn’t a war on Christmas if you’re still allowed to celebrate it.

    Just remember that your religion isn’t the only one celebrating a holiday.

  • lordofdarkshadows

    I think the war is on saying merry Christmas as there are some people that want to do away with the word, including replacing Christmas vacation with holiday break, merry Christmas with Happy Holidays and so on. there’s even an ad that pops up, once in a while, on youtube that covers this. >.>

  • nirtonic

    There is no war dude. Christianity is not the only religion with a holiday at this time of the year. Christians are not the only people on the us. There is no harm in folks taking a step back from this christian hyperfocus, litterally 0 harm.

  • dollsahoy

    My Dad, living in an intensely Christian area, would say Happy Holidays, and when people would protest, he’d gleefully say “What about New Year?” to point out that even Christians celebrate multiple holidays this time of year.

  • twodotsknowwhy

    Hanukkah celebrates an actual war on religion, in which the Jewish people were forbidden, by law, from practicing their religion. It wasnt that they couldnt say “Pesach Sameach” at Passover time. It was that if they tried to hold a Passover Seder, even in the privacy of their own homes, the Greeks would murder them.

    So spare the bull about how you cant say Merry Christmas while literally at the exact same time, the store sound system is playing “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”

  • Me: I am finally actually building relationships! This is going great I-

    My brain, banging pots and pans together: SELF ISOLATE!! EVERYONE ONLY TALKS TO YOU OUT OF PITY ANYWAY!!! THEY CAN’T ABANDON YOU IF YOU LEAVE FIRST!!!!  S E L F   I S O L A T E

    Me: fuck

  • is it time for frank cho and milo manara to die or what

  • aawb

    That’s basically a naked woman I’m YELLING

  • houroftheanarchistwolf

    What a pervert. What the FUCK does he not know how clothes work? What the hypothetical fuck is she wearing then if we can see all that?

  • auntiewanda

    It’s like how bath towels in comics miraculously wrap completely around breasts. Or how even when injured and dead on the ground women in comics have to be twisted into “sexy” poses. Or how women in comics walk like they’re in high heels even barefoot. 

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    It’s the only way men know how to draw women, because to them female characters are only there to be sexy. They only think of “women” as exploitative costumes and camera angles, high heels and titillation. Sex objects to ogle, plot objects to further male heroes’ narratives and drama, not heroes to cheer for. 

  • brithwyr

    I’m sorry, I was labouring under the impression that this was the crowd that thought women should wear what they want..?

  • auntiewanda

    And that applies to fictional women who are depicted by men how? You can’t apply agency in the plot to something metatextual when it comes to fictional characters. 

  • brithwyr

    Come on, let’s not pretend this is a male exclusive thing.

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  • auntiewanda

    We’re going to have this argument are we? Not to mention you’re deviating from the original point that attributing agency to fictional characters’ clothing is asinine. 

    What you have here are images of power, and do you really believe these characters are designed with titillating heterosexual women and bisexual and homosexual men in mind? Because I don’t think you do.

    This is why the Hawkeye Initiative exists. Take common female poses in comics, put a man in the role, and see how “empowering” and “strong” it actually looks: 

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    Also: 

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  • feminism-is-radical

    He got the painting for fighting against ‘censorship.’ Note that they handed him a gross design of a female being objectified, because at the end of the day, that is all they really want, to be allowed to objectify women. They don’t care about censorship in general it is about their ability to sexualise and degrade women without consequence.

  • schnerp

    You can see her butthole for chrissakes

  • pmastamonkmonk

    I think the best imagery I’ve seen to explain the difference between what men think male objectification is vs what women actually want to see is the Hugh Jackman magazine covers.

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    Hugh Jackman on a men’s magazine. He’s shirtless and buff and angry. He’s imposing and aggressive. This is a male power fantasy, it’s what men want to be and aspire to - intense masculinity.

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    Hugh Jackman on a women’s magazine.  He looks like a dad. He looks like he’s going to bake me a quiche and sit and watch Game of Thrones with me. He looks like he gives really good hugs.

    Men think women want big hulking naked men in loin cloths which is why they always quote He-Man as male objectification - without realizing that He Man is naked and buff in a loin cloth because MEN WANT HIM TO BE. More women would be happy to see him in a pink apron cutting vegetables and singing off-key to 70s rock.

    Men want objects. Women want PEOPLE.

  • aglassroseneverfades

    This is the first time I have EVER seen this false equivalence articulated so well. Thank you.

  • i was gonna make one of these charts for some fma characters but realized roy could fit into any of these categories

  • odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

  • chromalogue

    Oðinn spake:

    Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
    And bathed his count'nance fair.
    Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
    I found on the cold pavement
    While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
    For a 3 AM quesadilla.

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  • systlin

    I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

  • themintykid
  • theshitpostcalligrapher

    ay @systlin hmu

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    @systlin

    My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

    Solen sken, skönt gyllene

    Dagen Tor föddes

    På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

    Där låg Loke

    —KJN

    My translation:

    The sun shone, sweet golden

    The day of Tor’s birth

    On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

    There lay Loki

    (For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

  • theshitpostcalligrapher

    @bold-sartorial-statement

    ay yo show ur husband 

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  • andersonsallpurpose

    @bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

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    (oops spot the typos)

  • the-winter-road

    i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

    Sólin skein, björt og gullin
    við fæðingu Þórs
    á stígnum við Taco Bell
    Þar lá Loki

  • books-and-candy-ples

    The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

  • queenkazma

    Loki hates you all

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  • some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

  • Today, I fucked up… by thinking my cat wanted to sleep next to me
  • I woke up less than an hour ago to hissing and barking. I then heard my bluetick coonhound jump down from the bed and felt the tabby cat run up my spine and sit on my head. (Normally, my dog and cat will compete for bed real estate to be closer to my face/head. Usually, it is a rather quiet event. ) The dog was still agitated, and I told her in a half-mumble to go to her crate. She didn’t. She kept barking as the cat hissed and jumped to the window sill. I then turned on my lamp that was almost knocked down in the process to see just what was going on.

    “It is early morning, damnit! I want to get some sleeeeeeeepoooooooholyshit!”

    My cat was not a cat. It was a large scared raccoon.

  • pina-dancer

    I would leave my body

  • adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

    me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

    me now:

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